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CNN! Hilarious.
Watch it.
Connell's been stealing a paycheck all year.
You guys goin' to see that new pirate movie? It's rated "arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr".
Yeah, the drivers have been a tremendous pain in the ass. I like XP though; unlike Windows 98, it seems like they really were trying to make a...
He can do that. The only way to prevent it is to always put your hands over your ears and type with your elbows when you visit the BBS. Tough...
Pyramid of beer cans and Cuervo bottles on my bar. Looks classy.
Forcibly taking a small child from his or her parents and sexually assaulting it. That would just "be", I guess...? I suppose that objectively...
No. I am sorry. I know I am not good at admitting when I am wrong, but this is one of those times when I am sure I am not. It takes a hell of a...
Treeman, go check the BAC link I posted. It takes a lot more than "a couple" for a 190-lb man to register a 0.08. That was my point. The...
Yeah, Jeff wouldn't trim his sideburns. (subtle Simpsons reference)
Bad news: Carroll Dawson just called me up and asked what I was doing Tuesday night. I told him I was flattered but not interested in dating a...
Clutch: heck, I was thinking of Rudy's arrest back in 1994. :) His story was exactly the same as the one that a lot of people are attributing to...
1) The reason a breathalyzer is used is because it is scientific proof of intoxication. Field tests are only indicative of intoxication, but...
Clutch will sell the site to rivals.com.
Drink heavily.
My dream has come true! At last, a chance to read Molly Ivins' expert interpretation of the business world! Slanderous innuendo towards the...
I think it's funny how many people in this thread think they're accurately able to explain why this remark was offensive. "It's offensive...
Ah, the constant search for opportunities to expand one's post count.
I've been a fan of Blinebury's ever since: A) I figured out he's a "he" and not a "she"-- when I first moved to Houston, I honestly could not...
