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Speaks truth about Eric Roberts. They took his thumbs, dangit, and now he's killed off as the 47th wheel on a bad superhero show on the tv....
In the first two minutes of this recent Norm MacDonald clip, MacDonald points out that Leno's forced Carson into premature retirement, out-elbowed...
First time I'd seen the '64 baseball sketch. I must now forever be on the lookout for quick-witted lasses whose fathers died keeping the Union...
If you're bleeding to death from anal shrapnel, trust me, you'll know then.
The corresponding sticker would have read: "Abort Bush, AND the unborn." And yes, though infantile, it should also be ok.
Thanks; my insomnia tends to react poorly with brevity. One, but not topfive. Hmmm. "One" is boldfaced here. An anagram? For "Eon"?...
For a juvenile delinquent w/o the foresight to use a rubber, that's some pretty good lettering on that jacket he's got there. I want one of those.
LL Cool J, tinman? Ladies Love Cool James? Oh $$$$, plan the parade routes. We're getting Lebron!
Guys: You're doing it wrong. You're missing a broader perspective, the forest for the Tree-macs. We're in a time of financial pandemic. The...
Who lit the dynamite to create God? Who lit the dynamite to create the creator of God? You mustn't stop after one iteration. You find a watch...
You describe the watchmaker's fallacy. You did not come together perfectly. You were born with more teeth than can fit in your mouth. Those...
Not in any way funny.
In terms of perception, why is baseball tarnished while the NFL, a league where even the kickers are doping, flourishes? How do steroids as...
Three words: sexual harassment lawsuit. Survival of the fittest. Do it, quick. In this economy, eliminating the competition is a must. She...
Yep. Slim Pickens' last bullride: Strangelove the crew at the bottom of the ocean, waiting for the depth charges / internal pressure to sink...
The showering of candy bars was the highlight. Also, we know he's a burnout hippie, but does this mean Creed was in the Family? When did they...
Awesome. I love, love the moment in "Burden of Dreams" when Herzog reports, matter-of-factly, that the astonished natives had offered to murder...
In the same vein (NSFW: language), is Lily Tomlin vs. David O. Russell on "I Heart Huckabees": <object width="425" height="344"><param...
My advice: the dp should wait till he starves himself again for his next role, then fight back. No use going after action hero / American Psycho...
Missed this Friday. Will have to find it online. Huh. I'd read about the "John Lennon is dead" Leary appropriation, but never seen it side...
