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Kelvin is to 'Taurus' as Calvin Murphy is to what? A: Projectile Vomit
What does every fan scream when they find out the star player on their favorite team becomes a Chunky Soup spokesperson? A: Big Goober Fish!
We should really trade him for a future assistant coach. The guy's going to be benched on the sideline anyway.
What rumored love affair gossip started after eyewitnesses saw Rosie and Penny Marshall kissing? A: A baker's dozen
I still don't believe Lewis would have had the same work ethic he has now if he had been picked in the first round by his hometown team. Alot...
What section starts on page 617 in the book entitled "Karma Sutra in the 21st Century"? A: Rocky Mountain Oysters
"I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one knows the Father but by Me." "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the...
What causes my urine to turn that funky color after eating junkfood? A: "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?"
If only KT could jump from the freethrow line and get the dunk and the foul. His new found speed should at least help him on the drive. He needs...
What did I look like when DaMooch won the game with a last second three? (if my face was painted purple, and all my hair was shaved off, and I had...
Gig this Tamu boy!
"Is that a novelty bat in your pocket, or are you just happy you won the game?"
Q: Who owns the complete set of superhero underoos? A: Tampon string
Q: What does dan Feagen deserve every day? A: Banana Thong
I think the key is bruising Piatowski w/ high,hard picks so he can't concentrate on threes. ;) Who else is a shooter on that team?
Time to make the doughnuts.
Q.Why won't hotels in the Northeast feel the effect of the recession next year? A. A superfluous nipple
Rudy T should definitely get a lower grade. That game should not have had to go into overtime. You come out of the timeout with that for the...
All you have to do is make sure they know you won't be impartial in that case. It only takes one legal side to dismiss you. And you don't even...
poor communication/misinformation/assumptions/fear.exe
