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The only thing im worried about is when I actually have intercourse I will pro bust a load with a few strokes.... Damn thats gonna suck man!!
Day 3. I got a bottle of whiskey for the weekend so even if I tried to jack off I wont be able to cause of whiskey dick.
I can still watch p*rn while I poop in the restroom at work as long as I dont masterbate correct??
Ouch.
Day 2. Anybody know if backpage.com really works??? Because if I can make 3 weeks ima have to release all my testostorone inside a prostitute.
You kinda have to get lucky and it helps to be in a lobby with noobs. Try uav, counter uav, and vsat.
I worked as a bouncer a few times. Being 6'1 210lbs helped out but when people have alcohol in there system they can get brave. Some tips I...
Eh I get breaking news from forums. Xjawz and Whiteboys w/l ratios are so so horrible its not even funny, I have seen from themarkofJ videos...
The reason they jock this game so hard becasue they believe mw3 was not good so yes they are excited about this game after having to play mw for...
Wha sup girl. You got that (*point at her private*), I got this (*point at my private*) let's put them together. Works everytime.
Woody makes video of blowing up crayons in a microwave he is a complete douche he needs to leave this world kinda like FPS russias manager. I...
Wanna spawn trap? Here yo go. 1. MELTDOWN - inside one of of the two main buildings, they will sit on the counter downstairs and watch the far...
I know quite a few people that never even got to 1 prestige and totally quit the game. I personally played this game way less than any other COD....
Jessica Beil> Jessica Alba
i get on youjizz.com
You damn noob, you cant overdrink or be stoned while trying to have intercourse because your small private part will be limp.