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    The efficiency update by Kirk - he says the Rockets have a scoring problem

    If only somebody in time had figured out a way to get people easier looks at the hoop, and make the other team struggle to defend. Alas, it...
    Post by: Dobbizzle, Feb 6, 2026 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Imagine if KD chose the Spurs over the Rockets

    He smokes a lot of weed. We don't always make the best decisions us potheads haha.
    Post by: Dobbizzle, Feb 6, 2026 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Midrange will beat 3s

    Don't be silly! That makes logical basketball sense, there's no way we're ever going to do that, are you mad?!
    Post by: Dobbizzle, Feb 6, 2026 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    HOU rejected Harden again prior to CLE trade

    Should investigate Ime and Stone for industrial sabotage. I bet Ime's working for the Spurs behind our backs.
    Post by: Dobbizzle, Feb 6, 2026 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    The efficiency update by Kirk - he says the Rockets have a scoring problem

    But but but, they kept saying we was a top 10 offense and the best, how can this be?
    Post by: Dobbizzle, Feb 6, 2026 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    ClutchFans Game Thread: Hornets @ Rockets 2/5/2026

    Tbh, I don't even care if we come back, I'm heading to bed. Have a great one lol.
    Post by: Dobbizzle, Feb 5, 2026 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    ClutchFans Game Thread: Hornets @ Rockets 2/5/2026

    FIFY
    Post by: Dobbizzle, Feb 5, 2026 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    ClutchFans Game Thread: Hornets @ Rockets 2/5/2026

    I genuinely did think we'd be so much better than this, this season tbh
    Post by: Dobbizzle, Feb 5, 2026 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    ClutchFans Game Thread: Hornets @ Rockets 2/5/2026

    It makes sense now we're rebranding as the Houston Jabronis
    Post by: Dobbizzle, Feb 5, 2026 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    ClutchFans Game Thread: Hornets @ Rockets 2/5/2026

    I mean, he is swimming in the combined semen of his countrymen. Has any young player ever been glazed so hard?
    Post by: Dobbizzle, Feb 5, 2026 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Rafael Stone: “Is this just not our year?”

    Little Patty Ferntits sounds like a vaudeville burlesque performer
    Post by: Dobbizzle, Feb 5, 2026 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    ClutchFans Game Thread: Hornets @ Rockets 2/5/2026

    It is crazy that the Hornets did better with their rebuild than we did.
    Post by: Dobbizzle, Feb 5, 2026 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    ClutchFans Game Thread: Hornets @ Rockets 2/5/2026

    It's crazy how bad we look. Steve-O was low key a huge player for us.
    Post by: Dobbizzle, Feb 5, 2026 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    After Trade Deadline: Available players of interest

    Reed's a bit like a cowboy. Reed, 2 Landry's coupons and half a bag of cool ranch Doritos for Klay Thompson's gf. Seems fair. Halftime show...
    Post by: Dobbizzle, Feb 5, 2026 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    After Trade Deadline: Available players of interest

    Isn't Cam Thomas basically Jalen Green without the Ime years making him a functional defender? So Silas Jalen Green? Do we need that then? Seems...
    Post by: Dobbizzle, Feb 5, 2026 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Trade Rumors Approaching Deadline 26

    Sure the refs can't ignore both him and Sengun moaning together? /sarcasm
    Post by: Dobbizzle, Feb 5, 2026 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Trade Rumors Approaching Deadline 26

    Crazy how the Clippers completely blew up after seemingly looking like they might start to be fringe contenders.
    Post by: Dobbizzle, Feb 5, 2026 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Trade Rumors Approaching Deadline 26

    Prove it
    Post by: Dobbizzle, Feb 5, 2026 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Alperen Sengun is the Rockets' franchise player

    I'm definitely in the pro-Alpi camp, but it is kinda bad how accurate that looks hahahahaha
    Post by: Dobbizzle, Feb 5, 2026 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Trade Rumors Approaching Deadline 26

    It's because when Stone asked Ime on what their trade strategy should be, he said "we just need to work harder, hustle more, turn defense into...
    Post by: Dobbizzle, Feb 5, 2026 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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