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[img] "Oh no you (BURP) dint juss say dat...." :grin:
My p*rn is so old it's never hit the internet.....:grin:
Usually 4 - slumber parties at her place Thursday and Sunday nights, and she moves into my place during the weekend.
Smoke a ton of ganj. Lower your sperm count into negative numbers. Problem solved. No needles necessary. :grin:
This. There is no reason on earth to go to any Ninfa's other than the original on Navigation. That's the only one still owned and operated by...
I'd hit it. After drinking a six pack. On an empty stomach.
You need to spend all of your money on hookers and drugs immediately. I can help. PM-ing you my cellphone number now.... ;):grin:
I don't freak out, but I always carry mine with me. I don't have a land line.
Houston's home of the white man overbite..... [img] Let's party, homey! ;):grin:
No doubt. Read this before my first cup of coffee. Las Vegas Milf Club? I'm in!!!!!
Yup that's the place
Why do Republicans meet in private with Roger Ailes? Because he has the common courtesy for a reacharound while he's plowing them in the...
Scott Gertner's Skybar? Gay? You need to go to Capones. Great food, killer drinks, great live music of a non-douche variety (aka Blues and...
Talk trash to her. Dirty, nasty trash. :grin:
[img] Really?? :grin:
Black, with a half a packed of Stevia in the Raw.....
Strippers
True journalism, especially investigative journalism, is on it's death bed. :(
[img] Be sure to say "Thank You Sir" as your getting whupped, texxxxxy..... :grin:
I wanna get a New Jersey Nets mat, before they go all Brooklyn on us, yo! :grin:
