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1. Pull to the right side and let them pass (what you should do). 2. Pull to the left side (what women do). 3. Assume that they are trying to...
1. (Commercial idea) Have Jim Jackson (ala Moochie) ride the train and be recognized just before it crashes...again. :) 2. Half-time TV...
I was listening to the Dan Patrick Show today and heard dumb ass Michael Irvin on there. He embarrassed his ENTIRE race by making stupid ebonics...
I'm reading a script that was written by a buddy of mine dealing with funerals. The lead character plans his funeral and goes through the process...
Since we have the best defensive team thus far... Steve- PG that use to dominate Steve are looking very average against us this year. Cat-...
My son says he doesn't like "Buddy Lee" anymore and wants to be called by my nickname as a kid. (BIG PAUSE) Bootsie! I'm not the only...
"PRIMETIME!" It seems like we have an amazing record in nationally televised games. One more thing, if we have one of the best defenses in...
My manager called yesterday and told me that LCS is auditioning in Dallas on Monday the 19th. I don't know about going because although I'm not a...
OK, I know I'm not being very realistic but Joe Torre is in the last year of his deal, so is Jimy. Can't we dream? Hell what would piss the boss...
The other night Steve celebrated after Golden State was called for a 24 second violation, why is this aspect of the game not more celebrated. I...
I thought about putting this in the D&D but I don't feel at home over there. I was listening to "Sportsradio" 610 this morning and J&L were in...
Reading over the "Snoop" thread I started thinking about pitch people and my favorites. Here are a few... Ray Charles- "You've got the right...
Snoop is OK in small doses but his involvment in the Sugar Bowl is too much. Weird ads, long corny commercials and cheesy women have tainted the...
Whenever the dad changes the baby for the first time, the baby pees in his face. When a white character goes to the "hood", rap music will ALWAYS...
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The segment on ESPN just called all three Texas teams a lock. I'm inclined to agree.
Because of his addiction I predict that Eddie will smoke weed and gain 40-50 lbs. over the next season or two. His agents will convince an...
I bought the DVD of "The Life of David Gale" and even though I saw it in theaters I cried like a b**** at the end...AGAIN! Tough guys, when was...
Today I was trying to pick wifey some sort of designer bag, purse or whatever, and this saleschick tryed to pressure me with some bag that was way...
I get so tired of seeing Sean Salisbury humiliate poor John Clayton on ESPN! Let's come up with a rant for Clayton, and I'll figure out how to get...
