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Hey, be nice to the skinny white guy.
Okay, I got an idea for the point guard issue Please, don't kill me for adding another "trade" idea. This is my first thread. Anyway, I found...
I agree. We should support Eddie now, not as a basketball player, but as a human being. He could go to jail. At worst, he could go to jail...
As much as I rip on Cat, it's all in good fun. In all seriosness, Cat is very valuable to the Rockets. One or two mistakes, or one or two bad...
I think Yao's new name should be "Diet Shaq" Boki could be "Baby Peja." Francis could be "A.D.D. Jordan." Cato could be "Freeze-Dried...
Or . . . Steve Francis comes up to Rasheed Wallace and shakes his hand. While Rasheed isn't looking, Francis slips a bag of weed in the back...
Rockets win Rockets 150 Blazers 58 *Win made possible because the Rockets buy courtside tickets for the entire Portland Sheriffs...
And we ALL know that John Amaechi is the third best center in the league. Jeff Van Gundy's secret weapon.
What are you talking about? Luc Longley is the best center of all time!!! And don't forget Wil Winningten. Okay, I'm being stupid.
How come guys never notice how thick girls pack on the make-up? Is it because she's tugging on her jersey? I should try tugging on my shirt...
Maybe Van Gundy should put both of them in and hope that the Refs and fans and opposing team don't notice the sixth Rocket on the court.
Here's another thought: Will Yao hit another three pointer against the Warriors? Anyway, a large part of the crowd should be cheering for...
AI and Snow: "What a bunch of homos."
Francis: "OH NO! OH NO! I lost my happy thought!"
See?!! Only #11 Jerseys. Maybe all these girls have secret crushes on Yao. Sure.
WHY THE HELL ARE THEY WEARING ONLY YAO MING JERSEYS?!! John Amaechi's number should be in there somewhere!!! Oh, wait, the top middle picture IS...
Hey! Patrick Ewing, what are you doing in Clutch? Oh, by the way, nice botched finger roll during the Finals against the Rockets.
All Van Gundy needs to do is start taking Rogaine.
"Hey, Yao, me love you long time." I hope that doesn't offend anyone. I just thought it would be funny.
Please, do NOT go back to this.
