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CAT you ought go try out for CORNERBACK on the Houston OIlers!!!! You back pedals BETTER than Cris Dishman!!!! HA HA HA DYKE DUKE DUKE DUKE of HA...
LARRY BIRD must be SPINNING in his grave to hear these inanalties!!! WHITE MEN CAN TOO play ball!!! So can Black Men and CHINA men, even WO-men!!!...
WELL Duke is NOT happy a man at this point and time FOLKS!!! DUKE's just found out his DIVER'S LISENCE is expired?!?? And that is not the worst,...
OOH OOH DUKE will answer your qusetions! Q: 1.) What state was the first atomic bomb dropped in ? Japan! Q: 2.) Who holds the NBA record for...
DUKE DUKE DUKE would not be the MAN MAN MAN he is today if was it not for his ROLE MODELS!!! These are VERY impotant developmentarian things EVERY...
DUKE used to have to work summers. When I turned NINE, my mother said "DUKE it is TIME for you to earn your beer money!!" So she made me sell GIRL...
DUKE does not watch much TV, I am usually making LEGAL HISTORY in my BREIFS. But on OCCASON, DUKE does like to turn on the boobie tube and check...
DUKE got spell check. You shut up hippie. ------------------ DUKE WISDOM: if a tree falls in the FOREST and crushes a leprecon is it really dead?
And here is why. DUKE been thinking a lOT lately about how wonderful AMERICA, HOME of THE LAND OF THE FREE AND BRAVE, really is. IT GOES way...
DUKE WILL HELP!!! 1) Make sure you include a "NO SEXING THE MAILMAN clase". MAN you will not regret it 2) DONOT be fooled into the JOINT CHECING...
LEAVE DUKE's underear out of it! Will you are mean. I read your last columm, what is with you?!?? DAMNIT SALTINE I want to read politics not...
RocketGuard, you donot even go there. DUKE has no rivals, except for ONE. WILL SALTINE, DUKE WILL VANQUISH YOU!!! Hey John Valdez you want...
DUKE got plans, sorry, he cannot HANG OUT with none of you. HERE is what DUKE will do the for the DRAFT DRAFT DRAFT!! I will call in sick HA HA...
PS 5-80 counts the pre-season games. MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THAT.
LOOK how many people post in DUKE's thread! I AM DUKE!!! DUKE OF BBS!!! I AM NOT A MORTEL!! This morning I tied to take a DIETARY suppelmint, but...
OK FINE No Chaney, I vote I stay!!! HA HA! DUKE votes! ROCK THE VOTE! Now it is timed for DUKE's lunch! TODAY I brought pork rinds mashed potates...
DUKE DUKE DUKE been thinking thinking thinking. This site needs a poll!! Well DUKE will not wait for Clutch to do one, DUKE will make his own DUKE...
PAC MAN!! DUKE loves that game!! Wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka...
Hey shut up you!!!! DUKE does not have a SON unless you know something DUKE does not!! It is not like DUKE has not tried, I lay more PIPE than...
WELL DUKE is not very happy this morning, I HAD a BIG argument with my nemeses, BRETT. That b*stard!!! BRETT is a big guy in the NWA, the...