Did a search in Yahoo News and these two were among the group of thumbnails almost right after each other (I think one other photo was in between them) Whaaa!?
At a press conference earlier today Donald Rumsfeld showed reporters how the military has been instructed to defend themselves against bio-weapons. He stated that, this defensive posture would, quote "save lives". He also stated, that all military personnel had been outfitted, with protective hand armor shown in the photo on the right. -Fox News
"Donald Rumsfield demonstrates how Americans should defend themselves just in case the planned missile defense system fails."
Donald Rumsfeld staged a press conference today to tell everyone he is open. Unfortunately Peyton Manning was sacked and injured upon notice.
This, "The five sides" will protect us from all evil. We have the Army, Navy, AirForce and Marines furiously doing "the five sides" night and day in an attempt to win the war on over evil.... Everyone together..."the fiiiiiiiiiiiiive, siiiiiiiiiiiiiiides"