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Wow! Talking about utter desperation here...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by kwik_e_mart, Jan 20, 2005.

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  1. kwik_e_mart

    kwik_e_mart Member

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    This guy only needs to jack himself off. He doesn't need all the gear in order to be satisfied!

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20050120/od_nm/odd_sexshop_dc

    Man Holds Up Sex Shop, Steals Inflatable Doll

    Thu Jan 20,10:04 AM ET

    MILAN (Reuters) - He shouldn't be hard to spot.

    Police are searching for a pistol-wielding robber who stole female leather bondage gear and an inflatable sex doll from an erotica store in Milan Wednesday.

    The clerk at the "Night Shop" speculated that the kinky crook might have been unsatisfied with the payout of his hold-up, which only yielded him about 60 euros ($78).

    "There was just a little cash," the clerk, who declined to be named, told Reuters by telephone.

    "Then he took some stuff ... an inflatable doll and a leather outfit for a woman," he said.
     
  2. Fatty FatBastard

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    Kwik_e_mart: Resident "NEWSFLASH" boy.
     
  3. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I'd have to give that title to nWo34life. Kwik_e_mart is the Weekly World News version of nWo34life. :D
     
  4. Isabel

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    You know you've gotten a little too into the fetishes when... your blow-up doll has to be dressed in a certain outfit.
     

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