Would your wife wear this for you?

I figured you would use a team like the Lions, Bears, or Falcons.

 

It's a swimsuit. What do you mean by "wear it for you"?

 

I think the correct title is "Would your zookeeper wear this for you?"

 

I'll be your huckleberry...

 

Judging by the model's pronounced skin tone, I'm pretty sure this is an ironic commentary on both the societal sexualization of traditional sports entertainment, and our nation's tragic history with the Native American community.

Or an American Cancer Society (what a joke!) spot about the long-term health effects of suntanning.

Your choice, really.

 

Absolutely not...my wife would never wear a Texans' bikini...she's a Cowboys fan.

 

not likely. unless it's made by "insert brand here".

 

A swimsuit? yes.

Or is it the combination of a sports logo on women's apparel that gets you off....?

 

The question is, why would my wife wear my favorite team's bikini around the house if I can just get her nekkid?

 

No.

I would never marry a girl from Cleveland. That would be ****ing terrible.