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Worst Album Covers Ever

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Buck Turgidson, Nov 18, 2003.

  1. Buck Turgidson

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    #1 Buck Turgidson, Nov 18, 2003
  2. A-Train

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    OMFG! Is that a 12 year old kid in a lacoste t-shirt and daisy dukes? That's borderline child p*rn...

    Anybody know where I can get some Millie Jackson MP3s?
     
    #2 A-Train, Nov 18, 2003
  3. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Holy crap, those were hilarious. Except the Joyce one. I just feel sorry for her.
     
    #3 Rocketman95, Nov 18, 2003
  4. The Real Shady

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    LOL!! Great stuff.

    BTW, the best album cover is the Suger Ray album with Nicole Eggert naked in the doggystyle position.
     
    #4 The Real Shady, Nov 18, 2003
  5. Lil Pun

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    Is Millie Jackson a p*rn star or something? :confused:
     
    #5 Lil Pun, Nov 18, 2003
  6. Dubious

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    OK maybe it's just me but more than a couple of those covers tend to be homoerotic. Olreans with all the topless dudes touching...eeew! Don't you know the closet freak that got "Let Me Touch Him" by the censors was just all giggly. Jim Post is just straight forward gay, so at least he's really "Loving his Life".And The Playmates? What are they doing on that scooter?

    But the creepyest one of them all is John Bult's "On Julie's 16th Birthday". The hillbilly dude's just eyeing the scared little girl saying " your 16, your old enough to be my wife now!"

    Thanks Buck, I've got about 20 friends I have got to e-mail this link to right now. HA!
     
    #6 Dubious, Nov 18, 2003
  7. ima_drummer2k

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    Me too. That is some disturbing stuff. That priest looks like Les Nesman.
     
    #7 ima_drummer2k, Nov 18, 2003
  8. Lil Pun

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    Is that "Roger" Roger Troutman?
     
    #8 Lil Pun, Nov 18, 2003
  9. AntiSonic

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    LMMFFAO!!!

    These are great. Thanks for the link! :D :D :D
     
    #9 AntiSonic, Nov 18, 2003
  10. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Yes.:(
     
    #10 Manny Ramirez, Nov 18, 2003
  11. Austin70

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    I feel bad for that dude with the hook and the blind chicks. Also there is that topless band New Orleans, and no freaking beads on.
     
    #11 Austin70, Nov 18, 2003
  12. MR. MEOWGI

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    I own the Rodger record.
     
    #12 MR. MEOWGI, Nov 18, 2003
  13. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    I remember one of my cousins having that first Millie Jackson album.
     
    #13 pgabriel, Nov 18, 2003
  14. Jeff

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    Can't speak...laughing so hard I'm crying...

    OMG, that is AWESOME!!!! :D
     
    #14 Jeff, Nov 18, 2003
  15. FranchiseBlade

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    I'm not exactly sure how you find these gems of the web, but thanks for the links. They were hilarious.

    Right now my favorite is Jim Post's 'I Love My Life.'
     
    #15 FranchiseBlade, Nov 18, 2003
  16. Rocketman95

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    Oh ****, looking back over them after having some fun tonight. My favs have to be "The Many Faces of Roger" and "All My Friends Are Dead"
     
    #16 Rocketman95, Nov 18, 2003
  17. droxford

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    I know a girl who looks exactly like Joyce...
    ... and if that's not scary enough - she's married and has kids!

    What kind of a man would marry and have sex with someone who looked like that?

    -- droxford
     
    #17 droxford, Nov 18, 2003
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    I don't know 'best'...but amazingly sexy. Her ratio on that was astounding.
     
    #18 MacBeth, Nov 18, 2003
  19. Roc Paint

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    What's with the naked Bee Gee's album? :p
     
    #19 Roc Paint, Nov 19, 2003
  20. Buck Turgidson

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    #20 Buck Turgidson, Nov 19, 2003
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