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What the Riddle

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DudeWah, May 3, 2009.

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  1. DudeWah

    DudeWah Member

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    Ok so this is really old, but I never figured out the answer!!!

    Help me fellow clutchfaners!



    I turn polar bears white
    and I will make you cry.
    I make guys have to pee
    and girls comb their hair.
    I make celebrities look stupid
    and normal people look like celebrities.
    I turn pancakes brown
    and make your champane bubble.
    If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
    If you look at me, you'll pop.
    Can you guess the riddle?
     
  2. Oski2005

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    The answer is supposed to be "No" but if you think about it, the question is "Can you guess the riddle?" Well, you can't guess the right answer, but it doesn't ask you to guess the right answer, it just asks if you can guess the riddle.
     
  3. mrm32

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    So "No" is the answer? If you remove the question at the end, what would be the answer to the riddle then?
     
  4. DudeWah

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    There is none I guess. Nothing satisfies all those conditions. No makes perfect sense...
     
  5. DudeWah

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    Thanks!! :)
     
  6. Royals Ego

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    that's why it's a riddle, if everyone can think of the correct answer, it wouldn't be much of a riddle

    if the answer to this riddle is none, then this riddle is terrible
     
  7. Yonkers

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    A riddle is supposed to be hard to think of the answer right off the bat. Hard after thinking about it for a while. Not still impossible to answer after millions of people with Internet access have been mulling over it for years.
     
  8. Mr. Brightside

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    you know what the answer is, young man. the answer is **** you. that is the answer.
     
  9. no_answer

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    This riddle sucked in the bad way.
     
  10. Kwame

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    A simple google search gives you the answer:

    pressure
     
  11. mrm32

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    Makes so much sense. Thanks!
     
  12. Yonkers

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    That only makes sense for some of them. It is not the answer.
     
  13. DudeWah

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    Pressure can't be right, it doesn't meet all the criteria. I think the simple answer is NO, because I can't answer the riddle
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    Another take is: time
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    The (time) has come,
    winter is here
    and those yellow bears disapear.

    The time has past
    as man looks back with a sigh
    and a tear in his eye.

    As time is held
    boys cross their legs
    but of course the toilet begs

    As time marches on
    Girls loose their blush
    and swap a comb for their brush

    As time passes
    For those held high
    their end is nigh

    As time catches up
    Everyone is equal
    when we get to the final sequal

    As time turns
    Without it we have flour and water
    With it we have breakfast for my daughter

    As time revolves
    How does one turn water and wine
    into something so fine

    As time runs out
    The more in a minute you try and squeeze
    the less you can do with ease.

    As time ticks
    All the time that has past
    man cannot comprehand something so vast.
     
  14. robbie380

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    Ron Artest
     
  15. vstexas09

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    I thought SWINE FLU?!?!?
     
  16. ItsMyFault

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    Waiting for Kam's smart ass comment...
     
  17. droxford

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    Correct answer:

    CHUCK NORRIS

    Observe

    I turn polar bears white: with fear
    and I will make you cry. when I drop my pants
    I make guys have to pee when I kick them in the midsection
    and girls comb their hair. because they want to look pretty for me
    I make celebrities look stupid because I can kick their asses
    and normal people look like celebrities. Because I can kick their asses as well as I kick celebrity asses
    I turn pancakes brown Trying to camouflage themselves. It's a pancke's only defense mechanism.
    and make your champane bubble. If you're a lady, that is.
    If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. ...pop a roundhouse kick on your ass
    If you look at me, you'll pop. with fright

    &nbsp;
     
  18. Yonkers

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    I stand corrected. There is a right answer.
     
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    <a href="http://photobucket.com/images/answer%20is" target="_blank"><img src="http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu286/TheWatchmen/AnswerIsNo.jpg" border="0" alt="The answer is no Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>


    <a href="http://photobucket.com/images/answer%20is" target="_blank"><img src="http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii91/Fevos/musicistheanswer3bmbw8kb8.png" border="0" alt="Music is the Answer Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>
     
  20. Tom Bombadillo

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    It makes sense for all of them I think...

    Which lines does it not work for?
     

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