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Things are bad in Afghan....

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Dream Sequence, Mar 16, 2004.

  1. Dream Sequence

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    There are other ways for a man to relieve himself.....

    Desperate Afghan Makes an Ass Out of Himself

    KABUL (Reuters) - A frustrated Afghan soldier who could not afford to get married has been released without charge after being caught having sex with a donkey, police said Tuesday.



    The soldier, who was not identified, was detained for several days last week after a young boy spotted him with the animal in an abandoned house in the southeastern town of Gardez.


    "The man insisted he had no other choice but the donkey because he could not afford to pay a dowry to get married," a local police officer told Reuters.


    The man had since been released without charge, he said.


    In many parts of Afghanistan (news - web sites) men must pay at least $3,000 to the parents of their prospective bride, making marriage difficult for many in a country where the average annual income is only a few hundred dollars.


    Under the strict Islamic rule of the fundamentalist Taliban regime overthrown in 2001, sex outside of marriage or bestiality were punished by stoning to death or flogging.



    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...u=/nm/20040316/od_nm/afghan_soldier_donkey_dc
     
  2. PhiSlammaJamma

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    ..maybe his girlfriend was just really ugly.
     
  3. JPM0016

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    where's that picture of Osama Bin Laden and the donkey when you need it.
     
  4. Dr of Dunk

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    C'mon lemme ride that donkey, donkey...
     
  5. Mr. Mooch

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    Maybe he just slipped riding his ass???
     
  6. rrj_gamz

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    Talk about smacking that ass...
     
  7. Woofer

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    This is not half as bad as the practice of buggering young boys that is very popular in parts of Afghanistan. This was partly because women were so covered up and protected.
     
  8. Castor27

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    Where is Baqui when you need him :D
     
  9. droxford

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    "I didn't know she was a donkey - I just thought she was fron Utah!"

    -- droxford
     
  10. nyquil82

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    you sure it wasn't just Cher?
     
  11. Sane

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    This is bull**** btw.
     
  12. Rocket104

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    "Buggering young boys" also done by the Roman empire and in parts of Europe like Sweden...

    I don't see women being as "covered up" there.

    It's not necessarily causal. Nice try.
     
  13. AMS

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    Don't forget AMERICAN priests....
     

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