Say you smuggle three Pabst into a Texans game but only have two coozies, how do you manage that problem of maximizing the coldest beers There is actually a scientific mandate on how to proceed This is what I do. When I get to my seat I drink the coldest one. Then I put that beer's coozie on the the poor naked Pabst and drink the other one that had a coozie the whole time. Then the last one. The warmest But scientifically to maximize Pabst coldness across all three beers, is that the correct answer
Understand, it likely took you 30-45 minutes to get from the ice cooler in your car to your seats. If you drink the naked Pabst first, you are drinking the warmest beer, first. And Pabst screams for being as cold as possible...unlike other "hipster" beers. thus the conundrum. Shouldn't you drink the coldest beer first ? whether you chug it or not?
PBR and Lone star are the beer I drink when I can't taste beer anymore. In regards of your koozie issue: chug two beers and double koozie the last one
I think you need to drink the naked one, since it is warming at a faster rate. What you can do is take the coozie from the coldest one and put it on the warm one so that the warm one doesn't deteriorate any further. Then drink the cold one without a coozie. Yes it will be cold in your hands but the average beer temp will be scientifically higher.
As far as cheap beer I've always liked corona, particularly when making a michelada. Is it available in cans? Only have had bottles.
Just to be scientifically clear on this: you coozie/koozie the two that you chug and leave one naked that you double coozie after chugging the first two? Interesting. I'll have to apply that strategy to my matlab Advanced Analytics stats on beer drinking, and come back to you on that. Michelada--had my first in Mexico City last year. Thumbs up on that. But it must be very cold Mexican beer.
Hell, heypartner. You use three of these! Don't have 3? Get another one, or maybe two. Spares are good.
hence the title. the missing coozie...where is it. "Come on, heypee, we have to go." "Wait, I can't find my third coozie."
Scientifically, the correct way to do it is to stop at the store on the way and just buy a new coozie.
Who buys coozies at a convenience store for $2.99? They are free give aways. I'm from the camp of coozie holders who refuses to pay for my coozies. This begs for it's own thread. "Do you buy coozies?"
Drink half your flask of bourbon the minute you sit down so as not to discern how amazingly ****ty PBR is.
