Meet Fergie Olver, a game show host who later served as the dugout reporter for Toronto Blue Jays broadcasts. A brief introduction: [...] on the air, Fergie was told that former Expo Al Oliver’s wife had just written a book. Assuming that women were only capable of writing cookbooks, Fergie replied “wow thats great, I am sure it has a lot of great recipes in it!” Today, Mr. Olver has once again been shoved underneath the fluorescent ceiling lamp of relevance, as video from his game show days is making the rounds. Without any additional context, it appears as though Mr. Olver really, really liked to try to steal kisses from little girls. Even if they wanted no part of it. No, yeah, sorry, the video creeps me out. I’m going to bury it after the jump because it makes me uncomfortable. Don’t watch it. Go away! You’re still here? Guh. I wish there were another jump I could use. I’m out of options. Here you go: <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PD2ARRee35c&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PD2ARRee35c&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object> To give Mr. Olver the benefit of the doubt, I’ll try to pen a brief list of scenarios in which Mr. Olver’s behavior would be acceptable. A Brief List Of Scenarios In Which Mr. Olver’s Behavior Would Be Acceptable 1. There’s a guy in the green room who’s like, “if you don’t act super creepy on television, I’m going to detonate this nuclear doomsday device that will kill everybody and blow up the world.” (Fergie Olver believes him because this guy has never lied.) 2. that’s it; this is the end of the list http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2010/04/wh-what-are-you-doing-stop#more-11808 I can't even watch the whole thing.
