It starts off sounding bad but it gets better: I dreamed I was standing outside the school I work at wearing a Kurt Rambis Laker jersey. Standing around me were a bunch of Laker players but the only one I identified was Doug Christie ( I know he doesn't play for the Lakers, but he did in my dream) While I am standing there Karl Malone comes up to me. He looks at me and says "Are you sure you don't have any money to sign me?", like just because I have a Rambis jersey on I am the GM. In the dream I know I am not their GM. I replied "No, we don't have any money to sign you..." Then as he starts to walk away, I add under my breath "Karla". The only one who hears me is Doug Christie who is getting a drink from a water fountain. He starts cracking up, and Malone never hears it. At that point I woke myself up laughing and my wife was looking at me like I was crazy.
I didn't realize it was possible to be jealous of someone else's dream and yet I sit here weeping because I know that I can never have a dream that beautiful.
If I say the Laker girls were doing a strip tease around me while Karla was talking, would that make you pervs feel better?
I would feel better if I knew Christie's wife came from out of nowhere and roundhouse kicked him for looking at one of the laker girls.
No, your joke definitely doesn't offend me. I am more offended by some of the other comments. C'mon, I like to look at hot chicks as much as anyone, but how often do you get to call Malone "Karla" almost to his face? That should be the ultimate fantasy for any true Rockets fan!
