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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by giddyup, Feb 19, 2004.

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  1. giddyup

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    Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor-Texas Style". The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville.

    They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to EL Paso, then on to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft Worth, and finally back to Dallas.

    Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm gay...I love the Dixie Chicks...I'm a vegetarian...I voted for Al Gore...George Strait Sucks...Hillary in 2004!...and I'm here to confiscate your guns!".

    The first one that makes it back to Dallas alive, WINS.
     
    #1 giddyup, Feb 19, 2004
  2. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Checking Snopes...
     
    #2 Rocketman95, Feb 19, 2004
  3. Summer Song Giver

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    Comin in from Dallas ya say? I'll be waiting on the side of I-45 with my shotgun, I'mon make sure nun dem panzy assed pusses make it out alive. Yeehaw darlin we have liberal for supper tonight.:D
     
    #3 Summer Song Giver, Feb 19, 2004
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    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    Could this be copyright infringement? Isn't this stealing the DNC's talking points?
     
    #4 El_Conquistador, Feb 19, 2004
  5. giddyup

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    Waiting for results....

    Good one Trader_Jorge....
     
    #5 giddyup, Feb 20, 2004
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    Giddy, you need a new writer. I heard this one back in 1997, substituting "Bill Clinton" for "Al Gore", "2000" for "2004", and substituting a pro-abortion sentence for the Dixie Chicks part.

    YAWN
     
    #6 RocketMan Tex, Feb 20, 2004
  7. giddyup

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    I didn't write it. I've never seen it. Not everybody is you. Fart. :D
     
    #7 giddyup, Feb 20, 2004
  8. Rocketman95

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    I could come up with a better one...
     
    #8 Rocketman95, Feb 20, 2004
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    You're on. I have nothing at stake here.
     
    #9 giddyup, Feb 20, 2004
  10. Rocketman95

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    Nah, I don't want this to move to D&D.
     
    #10 Rocketman95, Feb 20, 2004
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