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Stupid. Really stupid.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rhadamanthus, Nov 9, 2006.

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  1. rhadamanthus

    rhadamanthus Member

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    Sunderland man injured after launching firework from bottom

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/britainhealthfire

    LONDON (AFP) - A man was rushed to hospital in Britain with severe internal injuries after trying to launch a powerful firework from his bottom, an ambulance service spokesman said.

    It is thought that the 22-year-old could have been trying to imitate a scene from "Jackass: The Movie", a controversial film featuring a series of edgy pranks.

    Footage of the incident in Sunderland, north-east England, was captured on a mobile phone by a gang of youths and shows a white flash followed by hysterical laughter and a youth shouting: "Ha ha ha ha," followed by an expletive.

    A spokesman for the North East ambulance service said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding."

    He is now recovering in a Sunderland hospital after sustaining internal injuries including a scorched colon.

    The incident took place on November 5, when Britons light bonfires and let off fireworks to commemorate a 17th century plot to blow up the Houses of Parliament.
     
  2. MR. MEOWGI

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    I have a friend that did that with a little bottle rocket many years before Jackass. He just got burned on his skin really good. So maybe he isn't as stupid.
     
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    Were they playing the 1812 overture?
     
  5. Saint Louis

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    All I have to do is eat a lot of food seasoned with cayenne pepper and I get a scorched colon too.
     
  6. JeeberD

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    Trying to take a dump with a burned butthole has GOT to be excrutiating...
     
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    Did anyone else clinch there butt cheeks when they read that? :eek: :(
     
  9. Dr of Dunk

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    So many innocents die daily, yet these dimwits somehow survive... bah!
     
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    well he'll definitely remember, remember the 5th of november.
     
  11. Fatty FatBastard

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    Where were you when your ass was Burnin'
    That November Day?
     

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