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Sorry, I was distracted by your breast...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Blatz, May 17, 2004.

  1. Blatz

    Blatz Member

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    Sorry, I was distracted by your breast and I can't make a decision. (Briggs turning down a decent singer)

    The WB Superstar USA

    - From the Wb site.



    Celebrity Panel Include Recording Artists Vitamin C, Tone-Loc & television producer Briggs.

    Some guy sings "War" and Briggs said that the guy made love to the song, caressed, fondled, flipped it and spanked it at one point, cuddled it with a cigarette and called it.

    "I will not tolerate a man perm"

    Some girl from Canada sang "Oh Canada" very good and Briggs found it sick to listen to the Canadian National Anthem and hated Canadians crossing the border to take "American superstar jobs".


    Very funny stuff. Did anyone else watch it and does anyone else feel bad for the contestants??


    EDIT : Not exact quotes but close.
     
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  2. AntiSonic

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    Briggs is the funniest man on television right now. Great show!

    Is it really reality tv? Some of the people are so out there it seems it has to be scripted.
     
  3. KaiSeR SoZe

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    its that black guy from Ace Ventura right..I thought I had seen him from somewhere
     
  4. coma

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    I agree that some of this stuff has to be fake. But then again, I remember the enigma that is William Hung.
     
  5. Blatz

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    He's the guy responsible for "Funky Cold Medina" and yes he was in Ace Ventura.


    Yea, I was wondering if it was scripted too. I hope it is because I kind of feel bad some of the singers.
     
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    I felt bad for the good singers. Well, I felt bad for everyone...but I just can't stop watching.

    Speaking of this show, I can't wait for Joe Schmo 2.
     
  7. meggoleggo

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    It's not scripted. The idea is that nobody knows what the heck is going on until someone wins the contest. And Tone Loc was also responsible for "Wild Thing"
     
  8. Faos

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    Man I feel old right now.


    And the show was great...I'm hooked.
     
  9. peleincubus

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    i give those guys many props for not busting out laughing. i have never been very good in situations like that. when im not suppost to laugh sometimes i just cant help it; but more so when im around certain friends.
     

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