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Some weird and dumb laws for all of ya!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by kwik_e_mart, May 24, 2005.

  1. kwik_e_mart

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    I recently came up to this site and it really got me up cracking!

    However, since this site has been in existence since 1998, therefore some of ya forumers know about lightyears before I do...

    Anyways, here are the top 25 dumb laws available... so sit back, enjoy, and relax!

    http://www.dumblaws.com/laws.php?sid=&a=top25

    Top 25 laws

    Snowball fights are illegal.
    Location: United States, Kansas, Topeka

    One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
    Location: United States, Illinois, Champaign

    It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
    Location: United States, Alaska

    Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
    Location: United States, Florida

    Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
    Location: United States, California, Chico

    Idiots may not vote.
    Location: United States, New Mexico

    You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
    Location: United States, Florida

    Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay.
    Location: Singapore

    Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
    Location: United States, California, San Francisco

    It is illegal to have sex with a cow.
    Location: United States, Louisiana, Sulphur

    You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
    Location: United States, Arizona

    It is considered an offense to shower naked.
    Location: United States, Florida

    If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
    Location: United States, Kansas

    It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
    Location: United States, California, San Francisco

    The molestation of trash cans is banned.
    Location: United States, Florida, Daytona Beach

    Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void. -SECTION 11-40-1
    Location: United States, Rhode Island

    You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
    Location: United States, Tennessee

    No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
    Location: United States, California

    It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
    Location: United States, Arizona, Tombstone

    Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
    Location: United States, Iowa, Marshalltown

    It is forbidden to bring bears to the beach.
    Location: Israel, Haifa

    It is illegal to molest butterflies.
    Location: United States, California, Pacific Grove

    It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
    Location: United States, Tennessee

    A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
    Location: United States, Massachusetts

    It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.
    Location: United States, Utah, Tremonton
     

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