So like I'm sick "you know". I've got really bad nasal congestion "you know", a bad sore throat, loss of energy, and generally feel like a piece of shiyat..."you know". So like "you know"...at first that stray thought came out of nowhere.....maybe it be the "ANTHRAX"...."you know". This is IT! My time is up as the symptoms are set in....I'm pretty much phucked..."you know". But, after 1 millisecond of contemplation of this theory...I pretty much knew that was NOT the case....."you know". I probably just got a virus or the flu. Fun..."you know". But, really....I was just kind of wondering in my sickness how many of you people are the "you knowers". Every freaking sentence in a conversation is followed by the obligatory "you know". It's like your asking for our confirmation but your not...you just got to say "you know"...."you know"! It's not a flipping question your asking. It's like you are saying "I know" subconsciously every time you say "you know". It's worse when your drunk..."you know". Every darn sentence you may say is bin laden with "you knows". Your talking at me...not to me...."you know". No....I don't really "know" why you say "you know" every hootin sentence..."you know". Unless your just spouting re-runs of stuff you have already told me one before...then I don't "know"...."you know". As the beer continues to flow downstream, pretty soon....all I got is one big bouncy headache and all I hear at "10" on the volume dial is...."YOU KNOW"!!!!!!!!!!!! Truth is I don't "know" why you like to say "you know" every sentence. Damned if I need to confirm everything you say as the gospel or something..."you know". I don't flipping "know" everything "you know". We all have our own stories and experiences usually..."you know". It's what makes conversation interesting. So, next time you want to come around and tell me I "know" everything...."you know"....then I'm going to make it my personal vendetta to make it my business to "know" anything you "know". You won't get a phucking minute to yourself because I will "know" what you "know"...."you know". And, then....once I "know" everything you "know"....then I don't need to "know" anything you "know"...."you know". So, "you know" that I "know" that what "you know"...."you know". Then, you won't have to pretend to ask me if "I know" any more.....'cause I do. Disclaimer: This is not an attempt to rag on the "you knowers". This was my laughable way to try to come to grips with why the "you knowers" say "you know" all the time. My conclusion is it is the same reason why people say "umm" in a sentence. They have to be heard and the "you know" is a built in pause for their brains to catch up. I will go back to being sick now...thanks . Sorry to waste your time but you got time or you wouldn't be here...."you know" . Surf
my wife is very attractive. most of her friends from college were very attractive. it seems to be a trait of very attractive college girls to finish every sentence with "you know?" even when it makes absolutely no sense to do it. used to drive me insane! my wife wasn't as bad about it as some of her friends...but on occassion she'll say it today and i always kinda smile and shake my head..to which she smiles and replies, "shut up!" and of course she proceeds to itemize my annoying habits that I'm lucky she overlooks!! like feeling the necessity to post messages on this website!
