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Sex in the Fast Lane....

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by astrorockette, Feb 19, 2007.

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  1. astrorockette

    astrorockette Member

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    I thought this was just hilarious. :D

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070218/od_nm/israel_sex_dc_1

    All you get for that is a ticket?
     
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    Israel has great laws. I was only there once, in 1978, and back then they had no liquor laws. I stayed drunk for six weeks! Dunno if that has changed since.
     
  3. SwoLy-D

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    Are you sure AstroRocket was in town the entire weekend? :confused:

    She did not receive a ticket for holding up something else. ;)
     
  4. astrorockette

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    I see that. Thats a lot more than just a ticket here.

    I have no recollection of the event in question. Thats my answer and I'm sticking to it. :cool:
     
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    When I saw you last, you were STILL drunk... so... no, I say THAT hasn't changed. ;)
     
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    haha, damn, they couldnt even wait.
     
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    It's always the woman's fault... :D

    btw, I see nothing wrong with this... ;)
     
  8. Jeff

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    Ok, I'm confused. If they were having sex (i.e. intercourse), how could the woman be driving? That seat must go back a LONG way or the roof must be pretty damn high (did it have a sunroof?).
     
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    DaDakota Arrest all Pedophiles
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    Maybe he was a midget?
     
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    This thread is useless without the pictures of those in question. :eek:
     
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    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    Read it again.

    causing congestion and leaving other motorists having to swerve to dodge their stationary vehicle
     
  12. astrorockette

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    Wow. I think I'd be pretty pissed if I found out traffic was being held up over sex. Sex that I'm not having at that. Brave people though, cuz I certainly wouldn't risk my life for it.
     
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    She must have been driving a stick..
     
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    Hell, I don't even pull over, I gotta make time damnit! ...Just don't block my view, baby! :D
     
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    I never thought of that. Very true.
     
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    If I was behind them, I would've got out my car and watched them with a judgmental stare, probably give them a surprise of my own.

    Seriously, idiots like those are lucky they didn't cause an accident. They should've received a large fine for holding everyone up.
     
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    If you were behind them it would have been a menage a three! Thank You! Goodnight Everybody, tip your wait staff!
     

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