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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ROXRAN, Sep 10, 2001.

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I feel like a change to sound more proper, what do yall think?

  1. It's interesting. keep it.

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  2. Please change it.

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  3. I don't care (indifferent).

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  4. Proof you are still a nut.

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  1. ROXRAN

    ROXRAN Member

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    What do you think?
     
  2. Achebe

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    You forgot to add the option "I don't understand it. There's a reference to The Shining in it, I see... but I still don't understand it".

    Is there supposed to be an extra adverb thingey in your signature?
     
  3. ROXRAN

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    If I explained it... would it kill the mysterious, appealing enigma of the message?
     
  4. mr_oily

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    Its interesting, but it confusses me:confused:

    Try a change and if you are not comfortable with it, change it back.


    I'm still trying out my new one as of today. Not so sure about it yet though....:cool:
     
  5. ROXRAN

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    Well see Behad emailed me and said I am under serious consideration to gain full authority and privileges as a member of the established clique and my sole raison d' etre is to adhere to the requirements necessary for such inclusion. Behad said not to mention this to others as to extract the existance of such...So don't say anything.
    Certain necessary actions must be administered to continue with the "consideration" process.

    1. I am to no longer refer to the word "squirrel". Also I must replace backward jargon such as "icebox" and "yall" with proper, and acceptable designation.

    2. I am to cease and desist from entering the chat when I absolutely know nothing about fantasy league.

    3. I must review my signature and make appropiate changes to stop sounding hethonistic.

    Alright here goes..."Seldom is the question asked" is obviously derived from ZRB's former sig....On the spectrum of the political scale, He and I are near mirrored opposites...It is this "mirrored opposite" analogy I tried to capture from the Shining movie (for those who saw it realize the mirror technique used often to capture the mood and opposite imbalance of actual events)..hence REDRUM...MURDER.

    "Guns kill squirrels than REDRUM.." is my expression that guns is alright in the hands of responsible citizens. I cherish my right to hunt and hope it is never taken away. This phrase is my way of saying: Do right, be responsible, use your gun to hunt game not murder..."to fools across the nation"..has several meanings..too many people think the gun is inherently evil when its not. It's the person behind the weapon that has a choice. I realize it is choppy and all but there was some thought behind it....Interesting huh?
     
  6. Johnny Rocket

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    I dont understand it so you must be nuts
     
  7. ROXRAN

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    :mad: Demmit Johnny, I just explained it so nice and elaborately :rolleyes: ....or was the explaination the part you don't get?

    Look, I'm trying to dispel myself as voted "weirdest poster" from last year so someone else can get that award next time it comes around...I'm eating less squirrel, I've cut down to twice a week. I have tried to stop feeding it to the kids. I'm trying...just cut me some slack alright! If it means me being in the clique, I'll sacrifice my vises.
     
  8. Achebe

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    ROTFLMAO!!!

    Roxran: Dangit honey! They're stealing all of the hummingbird nectar!

    Mrs. Roxran: WHHHHHHHAT!!! MY hummingbirds?!?!? You stop those damn squirrels, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!

    Roxran: Yes m'am. Heheheehee whhooooo ooou aaaaahaha. Hmmm.

    (hours later...)
    Lil' rox: Daddaaay, whaw diwed tha sqwillels gowow?

    Roxran: Eat your ghoulash son.
     
  9. mr_oily

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    Rarely is the question asked: Food is squirrels than REDRUM to dinners across the nation?:D
     
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    Having you been eating the squirrels that have rabies again? Dont worry I'm sure you'll get weirdest poster again.

    How come I havent gotten an email from the clique? I'm only 104 posts away from 1000.
     
  11. Achebe

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    Maybe b/c they're looking for a treasurer.
     
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    Haha very funny when I made that post I was 104 posts away (one reason the old static HTML pages were nice)

    I'm really good in math and finances so tell them to email me. I could start imposing a clique due which could be deposited into my paypal account which would then get put right back into the clique. Once the treasure and president recieved there paycheck. :D
     
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    Oh **** I'm a REALLY BIG DUMB @$$ I meant 204. Now 200
     
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    :D 796 + 204 == One thousand.

    <h3><font color="red">[ APPLICATION:&nbsp;DENIED! ]</font></h3>
     
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    b*stard! You think just because you have over 4000 posts and can do simple addition you are better then me.

    Ok well your probably right but still :mad:
     
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    Don't worry, I'm not in the clique either... I'm just a poser. I hear they're in the chat room though off of bbs.clutchcity.net/rockets.cfm (chat.cfm?) talking about secret stuff. We should go storm the place.
     
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    Wow you're right. How do you know these things?:confused: :confused:

    You are in the clique aren't you?

    You dont think I know whats going on? I know. and everybody is in on it. Its just one big joke on me. I dont know what it is yet but i'll know trust me i'll know
     

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