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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by BrooksBall, Oct 10, 2008.

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  1. BrooksBall

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    Ron Artest once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Ron Artest won by 5.
     
    #1 BrooksBall, Oct 10, 2008
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    are they all hanging?
     
    #2 rock8ts, Oct 10, 2008
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    Ron Artest thinks this thread is lame.
     
    #3 Storm Surge, Oct 10, 2008
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    Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Ron Artest.
     
    #4 RiceDaddy7, Oct 10, 2008
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    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Ron Artest's tears can cure cancer... too bad he never cries.
     
    #5 Pizza_Da_Hut, Oct 10, 2008
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    Ron Artest once beat up a guy who was standing behind the guy who threw beer on him
     
    #6 K mf G, Oct 10, 2008
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    When Ron Artest thinks, he starts the "Butterfly Effect" throughout the collective unconscious, causing new ideas to explode into being across the world.
     
    #7 GladiatoRowdy, Oct 10, 2008
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    They once made a Ron Artest toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh_t from anybody.
     
    #8 RiceDaddy7, Oct 10, 2008
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    In his spare time Ron Artest is a partical physicist. He has created his own theory to finally take down String Theory, it's called Fist Theory.
     
    #9 Pizza_Da_Hut, Oct 10, 2008
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    Ron Artest doesn't jump, he pushes the earth down 48 inches.
     
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    I must be getting old or something because I had never heard of those Chuck Norris facts until reading Barry's comments. Pretty funny stuff.
     
    #11 BrooksBall, Oct 10, 2008
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    The Boogeyman looks under his bed for Ron Artest.
     
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    If you want a list of Ron Artest’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
     
    #13 Noob Cake, Oct 10, 2008
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    epic.
     
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    The Great Wall of China, Yao Ming, was originally created to keep Ron Artest out. He failed misserably.
     
    #15 redao, Oct 10, 2008
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    Ron Artest invented Kryptonite just to f**k with Superman. When asked why he did it, Artest replied "because he said his cape looked better than mine".
     
    #16 Pizza_Da_Hut, Oct 10, 2008
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    Ron Artest is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
     
    #17 HowsMyDriving, Oct 10, 2008
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    ron artest beat up the guy who beat up kimbo slice in 13 seconds
     
    #18 K mf G, Oct 10, 2008
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    and it wasnt rigged ;)
     
    #19 HowsMyDriving, Oct 10, 2008
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    Ron Artest pities the fool that started this thread.
     
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