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Porno Karaoke

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by MR. MEOWGI, Oct 24, 2003.

  1. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    I would probably suck at this kind of karaoke too.

    http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5478,7641714^1702,00.html

    Germans fall for porno karaoke
    From correspondents in Berlin
    22oct03

    GERMANS are screaming, moaning, and panting for the latest nightlife craze: porno karaoke.

    Film producers Satt und Durstig organised a premiere in Berlin last month after a successful test run in the northern city of Hamburg, and the trend has already spawned imitators in other major cities.
    Porno karaoke is similar to traditional karaoke - but, instead of standing in for Whitney Houston or Frank Sinatra, contestants belt out the soundtracks of adult movie stars.

    Players pair off in male-female teams as an XXX film is loaded into the projector. With the sound turned off, each duo is handed two microphones, and has one minute to provide the aural fireworks for the action on the screen.

    The crowd, which tends to find the show more comic than erotic, then chooses the couple that has given the most convincing, creative, and ecstatic performance of faking an orgasm before hundreds of strangers.
     
  2. bamaslammer

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    Those whacky Germans. For chrissakes, they think David Hasslehoff is the greatest pop star ever! What a bunch of wierd folks.
     
  3. AroundTheWorld

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    Never heard of that before....sounds weird.

    Now, David Hasselhoff...that's just...silly.
     
  4. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    Does this thread get the record for the most views with the fewest posts? :D
     
  5. Uprising

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    I am spprry,, I really don't know what thread this is. But, why do girls get you drunk only to make3 you go home alone? I mean. I know we aclick together and all, but come one. We have been freindnds for a while now, and why leave me on like this? We jave3 a great night,. The rokets win. What else can I ask for. Why does she go straight home after having a good night. I mean. Why not chill with me tonight.

    Girls keeping pulling and puling. i wish they never had a leash. Damn, I wish guys could stick up- for themselsves. I am sorry, i appologize for this post if it means othing at all. If this means nothing, in the english language I appoiliogize, I had a long night with a few gals that were hitting on me tonight. I don't even rememger what this thread was about. Exvcept the Rockewts kicked butt tonight!!!! Kicked the Spuirs Butt!!! Way to go Rockets!! Go Rox!!!
     
  6. AstroRocket

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    This thread just became an instant classic. :)
     
  7. AroundTheWorld

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    Uprising, take a word of advice from a German, the country of David Hasselhoff fans.

    You should have invited her to a game of porno karaoke and you would not have had to post in every forum how drunk you are. Being drunk, IT does not work better, but it takes longer...
     
  8. Uprising

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    Sorry, I wasn't trying to show how drunk I was. After my first post earlier this morning, I was just tryign to post regularily.

    Tonight was just one of those nights. I appologize if in some way I was either annoying or offensive. I am up and ready to take any punch over what I said.

    Porno Karoke....man that is funny.
     
  9. Supermac34

    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    From the people who brought you Hitler and good engineering....
     

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