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[New Joke] The "N" Word

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Another Brother, Mar 2, 2005.

  1. Another Brother

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    What do you think about "THE "N" WORD"?

    I think it's unfair to the other letters that begin with the letter "N". So I called a meeting with some "N" words of note. I asked NON-CHALANT what he thought about it, and he really didn't care. I asked NAIVE about it, and he didn't know what I was talking about. I asked NERVOUS about it and he refrained from comment because he didn't want to piss anyone off. I asked NEWLYWED about it and he said that he had enough problems of his own. I asked "NUANCE" about it and he cared, but barely. Finally I asked "NEGATIVE" about it and he was the most upset because if it weren't for him there wouldn't have been N****** in the first place.

    What are opinions of other "N" words?
     
  2. MadMax

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    N HATES K.

    K is always posing as N...but come on...who are you fooling, K? Knock? Knight?? please, man. be yourself.
     
  3. LegendZ3

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    That was pretty clever, did you stay up all night for that one? :p
     
  4. moligity

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    I hate the word Nourishment.
     
  5. Another Brother

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    Do you think so really? I'm an insecure artist that stays up all night writing this kinda thing.:eek: ;)
     
  6. Samurai Jack

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    Well, I tried to ask narcissism.........but he was to busy in front of the mirror.
     
  7. SamCassell

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    To me, it comes off as clever, and witty, but not funny. Maybe it'd be funnier in the delivery.
     
  8. Another Brother

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    noted. thanks.:)

    :D
     
  9. bigtexxx

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    I asked NEUTERED about it, but he didn't have the balls to give me an answer to my face.
     
  10. bigtexxx

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    I asked NINCOMPOOP, but he told me that was a stupid question.
     
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    Damn Texx, I didn't know you had it in you. That is by far the funniest! :D :D
     
  12. bejezuz

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    Hmmm. how about:

    Nihlism
    Neonazi
    Nubian
    Narcotics

    I'd give you some punchlines, but I'm blanking. This whole thread is playing out in my head like an episode of Sesame Street gone horribly bad. Maybe I've just watched too much Dave Chappelle.
     
  13. Mulder

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    He said "I don't nothin about nothin, man."
     
  14. 3814

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    I asked NOBODY and he didn't respond.
     
  15. Another Brother

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    too good.
     
  16. JuanValdez

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    A very good description, I think.
     
  17. Dubious

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    Sam, Maybe you just don't read funny.
    Try reading it and thinking about Steven Wright at the same time.
    (sorry AB I've never caught your act)

    I asked narcolepsy, but he dozed off.
    I asked nitroglycerin but he just blew up at me.
     
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  18. Fatty FatBastard

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    I asked Nick, and he beat the crap out of me
    I asked Nancy and she beat the crap out of me
    I asked Nigel and he made some pompous retort and slapped me

    I'm not asking anybody anymore.
     
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    i asked NAPOLEAN (dynamite) about it, but he was too busy playing teatherball.

    i asked NATIVES about it, and they said it is their word.

    i asked NAUSEA about it, but he just threw up.

    i asked NAZI about it, but he was too busy...(i don't really wanna go there, but you might have something funny and appropriate).

    i asked NEANDERTHAL about it, he replied "rock is hard, sky is soft"

    i asked NEEDLE about it, but he was a prick.

    i asked NIGERIAN about it, and he said he'd tell me the information if i helped him with a very large transaction he had to make, all i had to do was give him $50 and i'd be set for life afterwards.

    i asked NINJA about it, _E_N_T_E_R__W_H_A_T_E_V_E_R

    i asked NUNS about it, but they had already sworn on oath not to say the word.

    ...dunno. some work some don't.
     
  20. m_cable

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    I asked NOD, and he agreed but didn't care to elaborate.

    I asked NUTS, but NEUTERED got to him first.

    I asked NOSEY, but she ended up asking me.

    I wanted to ask NEXT, but she kept on saying that she would answer after another word.

    I would have asked NUISANCE, but he bugs the hell out of me.

    Then I asked NONE, and got the exact same reply.
     

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