BOSTON -- An X-Ray, made of the stomach of a 62-year-old man who came to the emergency room of Cholet General Hospital in western France in 2002. He had a history of major psychiatric illness, was suffering from stomach pain, and could not eat or move his bowels. Doctors discovered an enormous opaque mass in his stomach that turned out to weigh 12 pounds. The patient had swallowed around 350 coins, along with assorted necklaces and needles. (02/18/04 The New England Journal of Medicine 2004)
A local and rival high school of mine had their senior party somewhere out in the country a week ago today. It was the worst kept secret andt hey even decided to have it out in a dry county. Good thinking until the cops showed up; about 30 were arrested and later released...when their parents posted bond HAHA! Some fled into the woods; their cars were towed. There remained a few who were checked by police and dogs as well. Well, one girl, and remember these people just graduated hours before, had a bag of weed on her. How did sh dispose of it? Yeah, great thinking on her part. She later vomited it up. And it's not like she swallowed the bag whole; she actually decided to eat it like lettuce. But hey, she wasn't arrested!!!
Would kind of weirdo would swallow that much crap instead of cramming it into his rectum like a normal person?
