1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

  2. ROCKETS GAMEDAY
    We get another Amen Thompson vs. Tyler Herro matchup as the Rockets take on the Heat in Miami Saturday. Come join Dave and Ben with Paulo Alves as they recap the game.

    LIVE! ClutchFans on YouTube
Welcome ClutchFans Live

MY FIRST FIGHT: im is brave, as a dolphin even

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Ubigman, Oct 12, 2011.

Tags:
  1. Ubigman

    Ubigman Member

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2011
    Messages:
    1,296
    Likes Received:
    26
    hello my name is bigboystronkestman2311. today i had the first FIGHT of my illustrious life. beat his butt good too i might add.

    heres teh deal big boys and young men. i was walking down the lingerie section at target when this brute of a man tried to start trouble with me. He literally ran into my shoulder! i mean how rude this pig. I was already having a bad day(was bullied at the park by my pet dog and his friends). anyway, this ******* didnt even say a simple "excuse me" or "im sorry, im just a little bit of an animal". basically, there was nothing i could do so i SLAPPED HIM. right on the ass where my god dang hand belongs. i made him cry i think i couldnt really remember much after that i think i bit him on the thumb as he punched me. yeah those target nerds had to throw me out but that wasnt **** son. that aint nothing. rite?
     
    #1 Ubigman, Oct 12, 2011
  2. Uprising

    Uprising Member

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2000
    Messages:
    43,636
    Likes Received:
    7,299
    [​IMG]

    Writing like that is painful on the eyes.
     
    #2 Uprising, Oct 12, 2011
  3. Dairy Ashford

    Dairy Ashford Member

    Joined:
    May 20, 2002
    Messages:
    14,608
    Likes Received:
    1,902
    Poor?
     
    #3 Dairy Ashford, Oct 12, 2011
    1 person likes this.
  4. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Member

    Joined:
    Nov 8, 2002
    Messages:
    46,550
    Likes Received:
    6,135
    [​IMG]
     
    #4 Mr. Clutch, Oct 12, 2011
  5. RoxSqaud

    RoxSqaud Member

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2008
    Messages:
    9,508
    Likes Received:
    607
    mayzar?
     
    #5 RoxSqaud, Oct 12, 2011
  6. ascaptjack

    ascaptjack Member

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2011
    Messages:
    4,690
    Likes Received:
    140
    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    :(:):confused::eek::mad::rolleyes::cool::p;):grin::eek:
     
    #6 ascaptjack, Oct 12, 2011
  7. lean

    lean Member

    Joined:
    Nov 29, 2010
    Messages:
    1,482
    Likes Received:
    140
    Dogs can be such assholes, especially in gangs. Say no to dog gangs.
     
    #7 lean, Oct 12, 2011
  8. RedRedemption

    RedRedemption Member

    Joined:
    Jul 21, 2009
    Messages:
    32,543
    Likes Received:
    7,752
    You groped the dudes ass?
    Heterosexuality at its finest.
     
    #8 RedRedemption, Oct 12, 2011
  9. torque

    torque Member
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2003
    Messages:
    4,968
    Likes Received:
    1,239
    sounds like a lhutz wannabe to me
     
    #9 torque, Oct 12, 2011
  10. Eric Riley

    Eric Riley Member

    Joined:
    Nov 18, 2002
    Messages:
    3,282
    Likes Received:
    701
    [​IMG]
     
    #10 Eric Riley, Oct 12, 2011
  11. Fyreball

    Fyreball Member

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2009
    Messages:
    15,242
    Likes Received:
    13,078
    What in the actual **** are you talking about?

    [​IMG]
     
    #11 Fyreball, Oct 12, 2011
  12. kidcave9

    kidcave9 Member

    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2010
    Messages:
    3,062
    Likes Received:
    184
    Slap?how animal
     
    #12 kidcave9, Oct 12, 2011
  13. Jontro

    Jontro Member

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2010
    Messages:
    36,967
    Likes Received:
    26,765
    I was once in Fiesta and this lady farted and stunk up the whole isle. Then I took off like a ninja. What a gangster, I was. rite?
     
    #13 Jontro, Oct 12, 2011
  14. Zackery

    Zackery Member

    Joined:
    Oct 9, 2010
    Messages:
    826
    Likes Received:
    31
    brool brostory bro
     
    #14 Zackery, Oct 13, 2011
  15. apollo33

    apollo33 Member

    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2009
    Messages:
    20,849
    Likes Received:
    17,472
    #15 apollo33, Oct 13, 2011
  16. RunninRaven

    RunninRaven Member
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2000
    Messages:
    15,389
    Likes Received:
    3,433
    How can he slap?
     
    #16 RunninRaven, Oct 13, 2011
  17. Yung-T

    Yung-T Member

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2009
    Messages:
    24,403
    Likes Received:
    7,055
    This...
     
    #17 Yung-T, Oct 13, 2011
  18. Obito

    Obito Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2009
    Messages:
    10,683
    Likes Received:
    3,804
    Follow right through their faces planting a jack o lantern on the very peak of their armpits. That'll spin them twice and **** them right into a widow's bowl of nutts soothing it nonetheless with a little organic syrup. Brave dolphin indeed, rush pike, rush pike.
     
    #18 Obito, Oct 13, 2011
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)

Share This Page