This is pretty funny: http://www.mycfnow.com/sh/news/stories/nat-news-133754420020329-090303.html Man Sentenced For Assault With Lobster Customer Banned From Store Posted: 9:59 a.m. EST March 29, 2002 ST. CATHARINES, Ontario -- It's not exactly assault with a deadly weapon -- more like assault with a savory dinner. There were plenty of giggles in a Canadian courtroom Thursday as Charles Mills was arraigned on a charge of assault with a lobster. The Toronto man pleaded guilty to tossing a live lobster at a seafood counter clerk. Authorities said he became irate when the clerk told him not put the lobsters on the scale himself. He was shopping for 10 of them. The clerk suffered two small cuts to her hand when she deflected the flying crustacean. The judge banned Mills from the store and gave him 12 months probation.
There are some odd folk in that part of the world. Here's another one. Ouch!!! http://www.canoe.ca/CNEWSWeirdNews0203/28_piercing-sun.html
