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Man, I get a kick out of this joke...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by finalsbound, Apr 22, 2002.

  1. finalsbound

    finalsbound Member

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    A shepherd was tending his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new Jeep Cherokee appeared out of a dust cloud, advanced toward him and stopped. The driver, a 24-year-old young man wearing a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and a YSL tie, leaned out of the window and asked our shepherd, "If I can tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"

    The shepherd looked at the young guy, then at his peacefully grazing flock, and calmly answered, "Sure."

    The young man parked his car, whipped out his notebook computer, connected to a cellphone, surfed to a NASA page on the Internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, then opened up a database and some Excel spreadsheets with complex formulas. He finally printed out a 150-page report on his miniaturized printer, turned around to our shepherd and said, "You have here exactly 1,586 sheep!"

    "Amazing! That's correct! Like I agreed, you can take one of my sheep," said the shepherd.

    The shepherd watched the man make a selection and bundle it into his Cherokee. When he was finished the shepherd said, "If I can tell you exactly what your political persuasion is, where you're from and who you work for, will you give me my sheep back?"

    "Okay, why not," answered the young man.

    "You're a Democrat from Palm Beach and you're working for Jesse Jackson," said the shepherd.

    "Wow! That's correct," said the young man. "How did you ever guess that?"

    "Easy," answered the shepherd. "Nobody called you, but you showed up here anyway. You want to be paid for providing a solution to a question I already knew the answer to. And, you don't know squat about what you're doing because you just took my dog."
     
  2. Dr of Dunk

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    I thought it was funny, too, but when I first heard it, it wasn't Jesse Jackson, it was "consultant". I guess this is like one of those college jokes where you just fill in the blanks with the name of the college. :)
     
  3. IVFL

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    When I heard it, it was a brunette who took his sheep and all he did was tell her the origonal color of her hair, then asked for his dog back
     
  4. Vengeance

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    I heard this one as a consultant joke as well. Pretty funny stuff :D
     
  5. Rocketman95

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    I heard a similar one about a rich guy that wanted a free sheep, but the shephard wanted to give the sheep to a needier person, and the rich guy cried like a little b****.

    :D
     

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