KT and cards

A coworker of mine's grandmother walked into a Lake Jackson country club after playing a round of golf. Apparently, the grandmother is a big Rockets fan and had no trouble recognizing Kenny Thomas sitting at a table with two friends drinking, smoking and playing cards. The grandmother approached them and asked what game they were playing. "War," they replied. Astonished and feeling a little sympathetic, the grandmother proceeded to teach the guys Spades and played a few hands with them. When she asked them what they play on the plane they told her that she didn't want to know.

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