Kanye 2020

I'd vote for him.

 

I would vote for Bruce Jenner over Kanye.

 

I miss the old Kanye, straight from the Go Kanye
Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye
I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye
The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye
I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Kanye
See I invented Kanye, It wasn't any Kanyes
And now I look and look around and there's so many Kanyes
I used to love Kanye, I used to love Kanye
I even had the pink polo, I thought I was Kanye
What if Kanye made a song about Kanye
Called "I Miss The Old Kanye"? Man, that'd be so Kanye
That's all it was Kanye, we still love Kanye
And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye

 

Please, no.

During Syrian peace talks:

"Yo Bashar, I'm really happy for you. Imma let you finish, but the United States had one of the best civil wars of all time. One of the best civil wars of all time! (Mike drop, walk out of peace talks)

Although that probably won't be quite as exciting as when President Trump decides to grab Angela Merkel by the p***y. I'm really looking forward to that.

Also, Kanye may be the only man in the world more narcissistic than the president elect.

 

Remember when they said that kennedy won the election because he looked good in a navy suit?
Kanye will change that when he debates in his pink suit.
I'm abraham lincoln in the flesh.