Is this good guitar playin'?

i laughed. was i supposed to laugh...?

 

Depends on how you define "good".

Personally, I try not to define a player as good or bad until I hear them play on an acoustic guitar without any accompaniment. That's usually a dead giveaway.

 

you dont like to drink, you're not a fan of guitar...... what is wrong with you?

 

He's pretty good at the speed licks, but can he play slow and tasteful ones as well?

 

Sounds like someone's been listening to some 80's hair bands.

 

Good guitar playin' is determined through a simple formula:

You take the number of necks the guitar has, multiply by 3. Then you add that to the number of choreographed stage routines that the player has learned. Take the square root of that total and multiply it by the number of notes said player can fit into a single measure. You then add 1 point if the player is under 98 lbs and subtract 5 points if he's over 98. You take that total and you have your score. You also get a bonus 5 points if the player is italian or has toured with David Lee Roth.

 

That's silly. It really doesn't matter how many necks your guitar has.

Sincerely,

 

^ How does he play that one on the bottom?

 

You don't want to know. It involves unzipping his fly and using a very unusual technique. Not a pretty sight.

 

I don't even want to think about the calluses he's built up...

 

Wyld Stalyans!!!

 

LMAO - that's a great line.