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Is it bad to take too many dumps per day?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by cwebbster, Jun 17, 2009.

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  1. cwebbster

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    I need some medical advice here. I have been taking upwards of 3-4 dumps a day for the past month. I havent changed anything in my diet. I generally eat extremely healthy as well. I am not talking about small dumps, but massive dumps. I keep asking myself, am I really this full of ****? Is this normal, or do I have a serious problem. My co-workers think I am weird because I seem to always be on the crapper.
     
    #1 cwebbster, Jun 17, 2009
  2. TheRealist137

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    I don't think that's normal.
     
    #2 TheRealist137, Jun 17, 2009
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    they are just jealous.
     
    #3 thegary, Jun 17, 2009
  4. kaleidosky

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    i saw the preview on the front page "is it bad to take too many" and i was thinking "man it would be hilarious if the next word was 'dumps' "


    my thought is that it's not a huge deal if it has become the usual for you, given that you eat healthy. but i don't know for sure of course
     
    #4 kaleidosky, Jun 17, 2009
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    Pole Lies, damn lies, stats, and peer reviewed studies
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  6. pmac

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    Yes, you are completely full of sh**
     
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    LOL, this is just the kind of thread I needed today. :D

    But yeah, if you're taking 3 to 4 "massive" dumps per day, I'd say you may have a bigger problem than just a regular ol' case of the hershey squirts.

    I'm lucky to pull 3 or 4 a week and that's only if I load up on Fiber One cereal.
     
    #7 ima_drummer2k, Jun 17, 2009
  8. Rocketman95

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    anytime i've gone through stress, it upsets my bowels. are you still upset about your personal situation? i have a friend here at work who just broke off her engagement and she's the same way. tmi, ftw!
     
    #8 Rocketman95, Jun 17, 2009
  9. KingCheetah

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    I ask myself this after some of my posts on Clutchfans.
     
    #9 KingCheetah, Jun 17, 2009
  10. DonnyMost

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    WEEKLY POOP THREAD
     
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    that's hot. can you get me her number? been looking for a girl who takes at least 3 craps/day.
     
    #11 cardpire, Jun 17, 2009
  12. MoBalls

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    Considering that you have been getting sh!tted on lately...let it flow bro. ;)
    I don't see anything wrong with this.
     
    #12 MoBalls, Jun 17, 2009
  13. MoBalls

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    okay...this post freaked me out.
     
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    In before the YouTube video of Jeff Daniels on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber.
     
    #14 ima_drummer2k, Jun 17, 2009
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    One or two a day is normal, three or four? Too much **** to handle...
     
    #15 finalsbound, Jun 17, 2009
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    :eek: 3 or four? You're my hero, sir!

    No, but really, it's good to take one to two dumps, I think. I believe it cleans out your system, and it releases toxins and bacteria and... well, you know... poop. But... are you FORCING yourself to poop or are you just getting the "runs", or are these just "making some more room for Lunch or Dinner" poops? Check yourself [with a doctor] before you wreck yourself. :eek:
     
    #16 SwoLy-D, Jun 17, 2009
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    It should be the quality of the poo not the quantity.

    Pitch black means you're bleeding somewhere early in on the intestine. Poo with red blood means it's around the end.

    It should be consistent as well. Float and not sink.

    I saw it in an internet cartoon...
     
    #17 Invisible Fan, Jun 17, 2009
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    Maybe you're sleep eating, because you have to eat a ton of food to take multiple, massive dumps.
     
    #18 lpbman, Jun 17, 2009
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    It's probably nothing but my sister used to go to the bathroom a lot. Come to find out she has Chrones :(
     
    #19 eveluvsrox, Jun 17, 2009
  20. Lady_Di

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    What is that?
     
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