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I found a date for Yao Ming!!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rockHEAD, Nov 20, 2002.

  1. rockHEAD

    rockHEAD Member

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    yeah, yeah... Yao Ming already has a girlfriend, but if he didn't I think she would be a prime candidate. I found these pics on another message board, I don't think they are photoshopped and I'm waiting for a reply on the origins of these pics.

    Damn, she's huge!

    She's a Glamazon!
     
  2. BobFinn*

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    I think that is Manute Bol's girl:D
     
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    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    Actually I think that is Manute hiding inside her breasts in the first pic.
     
  4. SmeggySmeg

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    how tall is she??

    Head - we need some measurements???:D
     
  5. RunninRaven

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    The first one looks very obviously photoshopped. Look at the area to the right of her left leg. There is a noticeable line where they doctored it.

    Also, notice in the last picture how the huge girl's finger is not really pointing at the short girl...almost as if she doesn't know where she is because she isn't there? It's gotta be a hoax.

    One more thing. Notice how her height seems to change. In the picture with the guy, she would have to be like 10 feet tall, because the top of her ass his eye level. In the pics with the girl, she is much shorter. I don't think the height difference between the guy and the short girl is that big.
     
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    they all look photoshopped, especially the one with her bending over to give the guy a peak. her image looks like it was increases in size from the original, the proportion with the rest of the room looks way off, even if she were 8 feet tall.
     
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    I think it's obvious that this picture is of Ming in drag:D
     
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    That chick's a stiff.
     
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    The main post's girl is photoshopped. Look at the 1st pick and the line outside of her left leg. Then in the 2nd pic the back of her leg up near her butt has some obvious prints of photoshop.
     
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    6'8" Maria Stepanova
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    Though I can't find a good pic to back it up, she's got legs that go on for days.
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    She's actually quite hot. Seriously.
     
  15. AntiSonic

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    I saw her first, dammit! :mad:


    ;)
     
  16. F.D. Khan

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    If we mate Yao Ming and Maria Stepanova or the Glamazon, do we get first drafting rights or restricted free agent status???

    But I think Tina Thompson and Yao could produce the ultimate prodigy!!!!

    It would be like the Rockets version of Serpentor, taken from all of the greatest.....to form the ultimate Player!!


    *Note: The Serpentor (G I Joe) reference will only be understandable to those within the 25-30 category.
     
  17. mr_gootan

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    That kid would always foul out because he would impatiently go after pump fakes. Darn that Sgt. Slaughter.
     

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