HOW TO REALLY GET OUT OF A SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange.


Officer: May I see your driver's license?


Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.


Officer: The car is stolen?


Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.


Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?


Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.


Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?


Driver: Yes, sir.


Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation.


Captain: Sir, can I see your license?


Driver: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid.)


Captain: Whose car is this?


Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. (The driver owned the car.)


Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?


Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. (Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.)


Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.


Driver: No problem. (Trunk is opened; no body.)


Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.


Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying S.O.B. told you I was speeding, too.


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