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How can we motivate Kelvin Cato??

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by steve francis, Nov 20, 2001.

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  1. steve francis

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    There are some who have said that Kelvin Cato has not yet realized his full potential as a basketball player. Psychological counseling? Any suggestions??????
     
    #1 steve francis, Nov 20, 2001
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    .....shotgun.
     
    #2 ROXRAN, Nov 20, 2001
  3. Ottomaton

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    Crystal Meth
     
    #3 Ottomaton, Nov 20, 2001
  4. Will

    Will Clutch Crew
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    1) bench
    2) Prozac
    3) Jesus
     
    #4 Will, Nov 20, 2001
  5. Surfguy

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    Need I say it....a brain transplant!
     
    #5 Surfguy, Nov 20, 2001
  6. WoodlandsBoy

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    More minutes. And let him shoot some...

    When he has minutes he seems to respond. Of course he isn't as productive as Willis but he still needs to be out there.
     
    #6 WoodlandsBoy, Nov 20, 2001
  7. Drewdog

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    Give him a stick of dynamite and tell him its a joint.
     
    #7 Drewdog, Nov 20, 2001
  8. ROXRAN

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    more minutes.....hmmm, maybe we can get that lottery pick after all and get a real center! Yep, I agree give him all the minutes!
     
    #8 ROXRAN, Nov 20, 2001
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    Slap him across the head....
     
    #9 Houstone, Nov 20, 2001
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    The business end of the waiver wire.
     
    #10 Puedlfor, Nov 20, 2001
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    lol.
     
    #11 finalsbound, Nov 20, 2001
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    Tell him that contract is no longer guarnteed
     
    #12 NCSTATEFAN, Nov 20, 2001
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    Get the toughest guy from this BBS to stick their foot up his ass. Any suggestions on who will do that task?
     
    #13 Manny Ramirez, Nov 20, 2001
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    Maybe we could do it like that scene from "Airplane" where everybody gets a weapon and stands in line to give him a little 'what for'.:D
     
    #14 Ottomaton, Nov 21, 2001
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    I've been thinking a hot fire poker up the @.... might help.
     
    #15 DAROckets, Nov 21, 2001
  16. Relativist

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    give him stickers to decorate his locker for every rebound
     
    #16 Relativist, Nov 21, 2001
  17. outlaw

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    chant "Cato Sucks" during home games?
     
    #17 outlaw, Nov 21, 2001
  18. ROXRAN

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    ....done that, no?
     
    #18 ROXRAN, Nov 21, 2001
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    Share the ball with him.
     
    #19 DaDakota, Nov 21, 2001
  20. rockHEAD

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    [​IMG]

    show cato this picture!
     
    #20 rockHEAD, Nov 21, 2001
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