Houston Rockets 2007-2008 Season

Ladies and Gentleman,

The preseason is now a forgone conclusion that will only be remembered by obsessed stat junkies and I-told-ya-so's.

I would like to take this moment to thank each and every single member of Clutchfans.net for their opinions, assessments, jokes and predictions for this upcoming season.

Admittedly, I only recently discovered this wondrous and bickering website only two years ago but I troll around each and every day like a drug addict frantically padding the pockets of his drug dealer for that morsel of mind easing crack rock.

Sometimes I get sick of all the bickering and preposterous basketball ideology infecting some of the less evolved folks pestering their way around this site.

But I keep coming back and reading every iota of Rockets verbiage spouting from anyone even mildly interested in our team.

Bottomline: I love the Houston Rockets. All of us do, right? Why the hell else would we be here debating about rotation minutes and alternate road uniforms?

My Point: I expect amazing Rockets Basketball this season that will result in a Championship. I will not predict a second round exit or anything less than a confetti infested parade blessing our under construction downtown streets. I am not jinxing us but rather giving wings to the dark horse that everyone expects us to be.

I wish our team the best of luck and hereby extend my support and communist like allegiance to this year's group of players, whoever they may be.