Should I have put this in another forum? SAN FRANCISCO -- A San Francisco entrepreneur isn't out to warm your heart. He's interested in a lower part of the anatomy. Scott Pinizzotto's Swash is a high-tech, heated toilet seat. The Swash is also a wash. A warm water spray eliminates the need for paper to wipe with. The top-of-line model even comes with a warm-air blower to dry those tender parts. But you'll have to watch your bottom line to pamper your posterior. Swash models retail for about $440 to $550. Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban recently invested $1 million in the startup company that makes Swash. http://www.click2houston.com/technology/5544607/detail.html
Possible slogans: Don't you wish your rear-end was Swashed like me? Swash. Just poop it. Swash. More than a bidet, makes you feel... clean. Why wipe it whe you can Swash it? Swash. Water and a heater for under your teeter. Swash. For 500 dollars, we'll make you holler. Swash. For 500 dollars, you'll instantly feel smaller. Swash. Think of us as a butt cleaner. Swash. A cleaning "kiss" for the places you missed. Swash. Cuban is all about what puts "butts in the seats." Swash. So you too can be violated, and still have that fresh feeling. Swash. Because Mark Cuban likes to be up in your business. Swash. Randolf the Brown-nosed reindeer's personal favorite gift this Holiday Season. Swash. Isn't a paper-free working environment better for the planet?
