I'm glad the judge I had to see today about a speeding ticket wasn't wearing a robe. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html JUNE 24--While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist. According to the below complaint filed by the Oklahoma Attorney General, Donald D. Thompson, 57, was caught in the act by a clerk, trial witnesses, and his longtime court reporter (these unsettling first-hand accounts will make you wonder what's going on under other black robes). Visitors to Thompson's Creek County courtroom reported hearing a "swooshing" sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said "sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up." Thompson, the complaint charges, even pumped himself up during an August 2003 murder trial. The AG's petition quotes Thompson (pictured above) as admitting that the pump was "under the bench" during the murder case (and at other times), but he denied using the item, which was supposedly a "gag gift from a friend."
I can already see his next election campaign: Vote for Oklahoma Attorney General, Donald D. Thompson. He is "hard on" crime.
You know, if I wanted a bunch of bad jokes, I'd have just started a thread entitled "Share Your Crappy Jokes".
"sustained... Suuuuuuhssssstained!" MadMax, it sounds like bad news on just one level to me. About three feet off the floor?
