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Having a dry spell with the ladies?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by jcee15, Aug 9, 2009.

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    Wear a cologne that was popular when the female was in Jr. High or High School. It will completely mess with her subconscious. Also works with "stingy" SO's. Go from doghouse to penthouse with a few sprays under the ears . Proven, my friends, proven.
     
    #1 jcee15, Aug 9, 2009
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    Is this an ad for something?
     
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    smell is actually the most memorable sense, so that theory actually has some merit
     
    #3 SWTsig, Aug 9, 2009
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    yes it is an ad, an ad for cologne based upon repressed memories for sexual action, or dinner.
     
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    What if my gf is 18 years old and in high school? Ahh, you didn't think about that did you, kemosabi.
     
    #5 Mr. Brightside, Aug 9, 2009
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    High school is the place these memories are made :D
     
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    so your saying i should splash some british sterling on and head to the nearest resthome?
     
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    If you were so inclined.

    If you haven't figured out how to get into a ladies drawls without an advantage by the time they're in the retirement home then it would be my duty to start another thread.
     
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    well to be honest i pretty much just use my looks with girls. they sure are not after me for my money.
     
    #9 peleincubus, Aug 9, 2009
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    18=reverse. You wear her dads cologne then they'll trust you. And the added bonus is they'll hate their father when you torch them. So you really burn em good in the end.
     
    #10 Ziggy, Aug 9, 2009
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    My wife was 17 when we started dating. And she hates the cologne I used to wear back then... :(
     
    #11 JeeberD, Aug 13, 2009
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