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GPS, freeze-dried coffee, the HUMVEE, & now may I present...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Buck Turgidson, Apr 11, 2002.

  1. Buck Turgidson

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    #1 Buck Turgidson, Apr 11, 2002
  2. Falcons Talon

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    Christmas fruitcake should be standard issue to all U.S. soldiers. If they are forced to eat this in training, they will toughen themselves up into monsters of digestion. In times of deployment, they can pack them in their jackets to serve a triple purpose...
    1. They can eat them in times of no food.

    2. The can stop bullets and shrapnel.

    3. When ammo is running low, they can throw the fruitcake at the enemy and knock them out!
    :D
     
    #2 Falcons Talon, Apr 11, 2002
  3. Vengeance

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    With the taste, the smell, or the rock-hard texture? :)
     
    #3 Vengeance, Apr 12, 2002
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