Awesome find. White-trash ingenuity at its finest. I present "Hot Water! Take that, final gas notice!!!"
You idiot! There is a table in the middle of the pool. That is no place for a table. It belongs in the kitchen.
Electrical outlet being floated by 2 sandals? Side table inside of a above ground pool to hold beer and an electric grill connected to said electrical outlet? Pasty white guy? I'm not sure either...