I've seen a lot of jokes and funny stories going around late night talk shows, SNL, etc. about bin Laden. What is the funniest one you've heard? I would have to say on SNL when they did Weekend Update and they said something along the lines of this: It is believed bin Laden is hiding out in remote and barren places where he is unlikely to encounter others, we suggest that they search movie theaters screening "Glitter". For some reason that one is the funniest to me.
Jay Leno's monologue tonight had a lot of good Bin Laden jokes. The only one I can seem to remember is him saying Bin Laden just released a statement: "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" and he pretended to shield himself from the bombs we're dropping
New York - Year 2032 A father and his son are walking the Manhattan streets when the father stops at a vacant lot, takes a deep breath and tells his son: "To think that at one time here on this very lot stood the Twin Towers." The son looks at his father and asked: "Dad, what are the Twin Towers?" Father says: "My dear son, the Twin Towers were two tremendously tall buildings with lots of offices that was the heart of the United States, but approx 31 years ago, several terrorists destroyed the buildings." The boy then thought for a minute and then asked his father: "Daddy what are terrorists?" Terrorists are our enemies. Arabs are not. Thanks-- Staff
