For $5 USD I will come over to your house and turn off your television. Voila! For $20, I will also unplug it, thereby insuring a lack of insurance commercials. For $35.99, I will actually remove the television permanently. Is it a bigscreen?
Who is this chick? I live in AR so we probably don't see her that much but we have "The Watson's chick" on commercials up here and I don't get tired of seeing her at all.
Anybody care to take the "Are you REALLY from Houston test"? Complete this sentence: "We put the YEE HAW _________________"
MAAAN, why can't we get a girl like that? The girl we have is some somewhat portly, 39 year old lady.
That place ripped me off. They can go to hell. They told me it would be about 600 bucks and take 4 days to rebuild my transmission. It ended up being 2,000 bucks and 20 days. I would never recommend going to Thunderbolt to anyone. The man in charge is Larry and he is the biggest ******* i've ever met.
That's too easy. They are actually showing that one a lot lately for some reason. Does anyone remember some guy named Michael Pollack advertising an apartment complex for singles called "Colonial House" back in the early 80's? If you do, you are REALLY from Houston.
Wow, she's the very definition of a nookie girl. (Dallas-area Ticket listeners will know what I'm talking about.) "Nookie. Nookie. Nookie." - Corby
How about: I own a ______ in downtown Houston Raise ______ by the ton Chase cuties in my ________ _____ oilwells just for fun When I _____________ I need a deal That'll fit me right _____________ So I get my ______ at *STOMP STOMP* _____ ______! Bonus: Name the pitchman from the Lawrence Marshall dealership.
Boot Town ads are asinine. Ray Childress is the man though. Even though I'm not driving way out to the boonies just to buy a truck. My new favorite local ad is Lynn Michaels Hair Salon. This guy who looks kind of like a cross between General Zod from Superman II and Duckie from Pretty In Pink talks about what an expert he is regarding women and their hair color. He ends the ad with the following: "Women . . . . in a word . . . . sensual . . . delicate . . . soft . . . (edit in a shot of him looking intense) articulate . . . strong . . . what can I say . . .women (edit in shot of him looking pensive)." I think he may say some other words too, but you kind of lose track.
If I ever meet that lawyer who does the "back to work, back to work, back to work..... Doctor he's dead..... Light Duty". I'm going to punch him in the mouth.
Don't look now, but "Hey, Hey, Hey" Bi-Rite is climbing the charts. (see, you are actually supposed to look now because everything before the "but" is bullsh!t.)
In DC we have our local "Shoe City" hip hop-rap commercial that never ends. I half expect Fred McGriff to be in it.
