Foods you make, but wouldn't want to eat if anyone else made it

For me, it has to be hot dogs and raman noodles. All I can think of right now.

My hot dogs:

Hebrew National beef franks
Mustard
Texas Pete hot sauce
Texas Pete brand chili
Sharp shredded cheddar cheese
Hot dog buns
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Bake franks alone at 375 for 5-7 minutes to get plump.
Remove franks from oven and prepare your hotdog.
Put franks in buns (no homo), add chili, and cheese.
Put back in oven to let chili get hot and cheese to melt, your buns will also get stiffness.
Bake for 3-5 minutes.

Remove from oven.
Add mustard, and few drops of hot sauce.
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OPTIONAL: Get some KFC cole slaw to top it all off, and you have the best hot dog you'll ever eat!