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Fatty runs for congress

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Fatty FatBastard, Aug 10, 2009.

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  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    Alright. I'm thinking of running for congress.

    What do y'all think my chances of running a successful grassroots effort are?

    Just trying to see what the difficulty is. It's really just a poularity contest.

    I did get voted in as Social Chairman for my fraternity, so I have some experience.

    All thoughts are appreciated.
     
  2. aussie rocket

    aussie rocket Member

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    Thoughts?

    None really.

    Still waiting for you to apologise for calling me 'stupid' because I considered Tupac and Biggie to be superstars even BEFORE they died.

    :p
     
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  3. Landlord Landry

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    I will vote for you simply because I know your first course of action would be to once again allow smoking........everywhere.
     
  4. Rocketball

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    Heck you would get my vote......couldn't be any worse than what we have now.........and you will be adding some much needed humor.
     
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    What party?
     
  6. Northside Storm

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    CLUTCHFANS NATIONAL PARTY OF AWESOME

    we will decide the fate of the nation with poorly titled polls.

    i like.
     
  7. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    I could see myself voting on a fat platform. As Churchhill said "If you're not fat at twenty you have no willpower, if you're not a skinny at forty you have no wife"

    I think thats how it goes?
     
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    Sidelinin' as a congressman...
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Invisible Fan

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    I want free beers at local bars on Fatty Day.
     
  12. moestavern19

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    rhad, Vinsanity and myself would certainly lead the smear campaign.
     
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  13. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Are you equating being social chairman for a frat to running for congress? I guess if you get elected, you can handle rush week and give funny names to the Freshmen congressmen - perhaps Pinto and Flounder for starters. You do seem to fit the profile for Blutarski.
     
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  14. The_Yoyo

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    dont forget Jugdish



    you should run fatty
     
  15. Rashmon

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    Don't forget jugdish.
     
  16. glynch

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    Well that is about all Dubya had before Texans voted him governor.
     
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    Are you in Sheila Jackson-Lee's district? If so, I'll support you. Gene Green, same.
     
  18. Vinsanity

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    lol great pic rhad.

    Fatty, if you run, they will dig up all sorts of dirt on you, DWI, etc.. Are you prepared for that?
     
  19. JBIIRockets

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    Make your main priority to get a college football playoff in place so teams like TEXAS TECH won't get hosed.
     
  20. Refman

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    You got my vote Fatty.
     

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