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Fancy Dress P Party - need help

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SmeggySmeg, Sep 6, 2002.

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  1. SmeggySmeg

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    Going to a party tonight, where the theme is something that starts with a P.

    Stuck for ideas, need something that requires minimal effort.

    Any ideas anyone????
     
    #1 SmeggySmeg, Sep 6, 2002
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    pirate.

    p*rn star.

    pipi long stocking.

    penis.

    why are you going to a party so late?
    fasionably late is bullsh!t.

    :(
     
    #2 Holden, Sep 6, 2002
  3. SmeggySmeg

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    i'm down under, it's only 3:30pm

    again ideas for female to go as

    btw the p*rn star idea is great, have a goatee at the moment which i will convert in a moustache and i have choc brown safari suit and will go to secondhand store this arvo and get a dodgy shirt.
     
    #3 SmeggySmeg, Sep 6, 2002
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    1 o'clock on a Friday morning falls out of any fashionably late criteria.

    Smegg, sport that stache! Post photos too!! Do you have a hair shirt? If not, I suggest taping a piece of shag carpet to your chest. A faux-diamond studded necklace that lists your sign will complete the ensemble.
     
    #4 Achebe, Sep 6, 2002
  5. SmeggySmeg

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    Heb - heading out in a minute to get a disgusting shirt (any reccommmendations for colours) and will head to a custume store and try and get some fake chest hair, was thinking a putting the plug for the sink on a fat chain and get some big arse sunglasses, might even try for some shoes.

    any ideas for Mrs Smeg, which need to be no effort.
     
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  6. SmeggySmeg

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    and will get some pics taken
     
    #6 SmeggySmeg, Sep 6, 2002
  7. Achebe

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    oh, for the female... how risque? She could go as your pornstarlet. They make plastiques that you can shape into doodles on her face.

    Or she could go as a railroad engineer, just a thought.
     
    #7 Achebe, Sep 6, 2002
  8. SmeggySmeg

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    when does railroad engineer start with a P
     
    #8 SmeggySmeg, Sep 6, 2002
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    What's your era? Though big sunglasses and hairy chests are timeless, the shirt and pantaloons break down into either an 80s or 70s genre. I say the 80s! You need bodybuilding pants that taper to the whitegross hightop reeboks. And get a mullet wig, hairspray it w/ your one droopy earring. Imagine a Bon Jovi pornstar w/ mulletude and some bodybuilding thing going on.
     
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  10. SmeggySmeg

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    ROFLMAO

    i have a chocolate brown safari, was thinking bright pink and striped shirt, open with fake chest rug showing, handlebar moustache, with the soulglo type hair finish (think p*rn star version of Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction). might try and find coloured shoes/boots
     
    #10 SmeggySmeg, Sep 6, 2002
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    Ohhhhh 'p'. How about Pollyanna. :D

    Or Potter, Beatrix
    Or Parrott
    Or Phil Collins (combover style)
    Or Panda Bear
    Or... hmmm, an osteological term that starts w/ a 'p'. How about the pelvis? It would be intense, but you could shape a pelvis out of a couple of cardboard boxes and sit yourself within it.

    This year for Halloween (my b-day, btw, ante up my gift) I'm going to go as... *oops* I can't give it away, someone will swipe it!
     
    #11 Achebe, Sep 6, 2002
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    LOL. I think you have it figured out.
     
    #12 Achebe, Sep 6, 2002
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    Disco Smeg:

    [​IMG]
     
    #13 Ottomaton, Sep 6, 2002
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    pugilist
    poor person
    prick (this one would be fun)
    paul hogan
    powerpuff girl
     
    #14 fadeaway, Sep 6, 2002
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    PiPi Longstocking...for the girl. Find some long stockings...get it?;)
     
    #15 Tara, Sep 6, 2002
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    Pocahontas/Poca-heini...:eek:
     
    #16 Tara, Sep 6, 2002
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    #17 subtomic, Sep 6, 2002
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    Peg Bundy
    POdiatrist
    Police officer
    Pabst Beer can
    Prankster
    Polygamist(would work well with teh p*rn attire)
    Postal Worker(maybe a irate postal worker)
    Protozoa
    Pistol Packin mama
     
    #18 Castor27, Sep 6, 2002
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    Smeggy just emailed me a photo from the party...more to come.
     
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  20. heypartner

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    OK, here it is:

    <img src="http://www.jodi.com/images/smeggy.jpg">
     
    #20 heypartner, Sep 6, 2002
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